A Day in the Life of: Patrick G.

A friend went to hear Charles Krauthammer. He listened w/ 25
others in a closed room. What he says here, is NOT 2nd-hand but 1st.

You would do well to read & pass this along to EVERYBODY that loves his
country. This is VERY serious for the direction of our country. The
ramifications are staggering for us & our children.

Subj: Charles Krauthammer Speech/Comments on the 'New Economy' & Barack
Obama

To my friends & associates:

Last Monday was a profound evening, hearing Dr. Charles Krauthammer
speak to the Center for the American Experiment. He is a brilliant
intellectual, seasoned & articulate. He is forthright & careful in his
analysis, & never resorts to emotions or personal insults. He is NOT a
fearmonger nor an extremist in his comments & views. He is a fiscal
conservative, & has a Pulitzer prize for writing. He is a frequent
contributor to Fox News & writes weekly for the Washington Post. The
entire room was held spellbound during his talk. I have shared this w/
many of you & several have asked me to summarize his comments, as we
are living in uncharted20waters economically & internationally. Even 2
Dems at my table agreed w/everything he said! If you feel like
forwarding this to those who are open minded & have not 'drunk the
Kool-Aid', feel free.

Here is his resume from Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Krauthammer

A summary of his comments:

1. Mr. Obama is a very intellectual, charming individual. He is
not to be underestimated. He is a 'cool customer' who doesn't show
his emotions. It's very hard to know what's 'behind the mask'.
Taking down the Clinton dynasty from a political neophyte was an
amazing accomplishment. The Clintons still do not understand what
hit them. Obama was in the perfect place at the perfect time.

2. Obama has political skills comparable to Reagan & Clinton. He
has a way of making you think he's on your side, agreeing w/ your
position, while doing the opposite. Pay no attn. to what he SAYS;
rather, watch what he DOES!

3. Obama has a ruthless quest for power. He did not come to
Washington to make something out of himself, but rather to change
everything, incl. dismantling capitalism. He can't be
straightforward on his ambitions, as the public would not go along.
He has a heavy hand, & wants to 'level the playing field' w/ income
redistribution & punishment of the achievers of society. He would
like to model the USA to Great Britain or Canada.

4. His three main goals
are to control ENERGY, PUBLIC EDUCATION, &
NAT'L HEALTHCARE by the Fed. govt. He doesn't care about the auto
or financial services industries, but got them as an early bonus.
The cap & trade will add costs to everything & stifle growth. Paying
for FREE college education is his goal. Most scary is healthcare
program, because if you make it FREE & add 46,000,000 people to a
Medicare-type single-payer system, the costs will go thru the roof.
The only way to control costs is w/ massive RATIONING of services, like
in Canada. God forbid.

5. He's surrounded himself w/ mostly far-left academic types. No
one around him has ever run even a candy store. But they're going to
try & run the auto, financial, banking & other industries. This
obviously can't work in the long run. Obama's not a socialist;
rather a far-left secular progressive bent on nothing short of
revolution. He ran as a moderate, but will govern from the hard
left. Again, watch what he does, not what he says.

6. Obama doesn't really see himself as President of the USA, more
as a ruler over the world. He sees himself above it all, trying to
orchestrate & coordinate various countries & their agendas. He sees
moral equivilency in all cultures. His apology tour in Germany &
England was a prime example of how he sees America, as an imperialist
nation that has been arrogant, rather than a great noble
nation that has at times ma
de errors. This is the 1st President
ever who has chastised our allies & appeased our enemies!

7. He's now handing out goodies. He hopes that the bill (& pain)
will not 'come due' until after he's reelected in 2012. He'd like
to blame all problems on Bush from the past, & hopefully his
successor in the future. He has a huge ego, & Mr. Krauthammer
believes he is a narcissist.

8. Republicans are in the wilderness for a while, but will emerge
strong. We're 'pining' for another Reagan, but there'll never be
another like him. He believes Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty & Bobby
Jindahl (except for his terrible speech in Feb.) are the future of
the party. Newt Gingrich is brilliant, but has baggage. Sarah Palin
is sincere & intelligent, but needs to really be seriously boning up
on facts & info if she's to be a serious candidate in the future. We
need to return to the party of lower taxes, smaller govt., personal
responsibility, strong nat'l defense, & states' rights.

9. The current level of spending is irresponsible &
outrageous. We're spending trillions that we don't have. This could
lead to hyper inflation, depression or worse. No country has ever
spent themselves into prosperity. The media is giving Obama, Reid &
Pelosi a pass because they love their agenda. But eventually the bill
will come due & people will realize the huge bailouts didn't work, nor
will the stimulus package. These were trillion-dollar
0Apayoffs to Obama's allies, unions & the Congress to placate the
left, so he can get support for #4 above.

10. The election was over in mid-Sept. when Lehman brothers failed.Fear
& panic swept in, we had an unpopular President, & the war was grinding
on indefinitely w/o a clear outcome. The people are in pain, & the
mantra of 'change' caused people to act emotionally. Any Dem would have
won this election; it was surprising is was as close as it was.

11. In 2012, if the unemployment rate is over 10%, Republicans will be
swept back into power. If it's under 8%, the Dems continue to roll.
If it's between 8-10%, it'll be a dogfight. It'll all be
about the economy.

I hope this gets you really thinking about what's happening in
Washington & Congress. There's a left-wing revolution going on,
according to Krauthammer, & he encourages us to keep the faith &
join the loyal resistance. The work will be hard, but we're right on
most issues & can reclaim our country, before it's far too late.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam..

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,  'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing...

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still  nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the damn jar open.'

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,  but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to  swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of Gorilla.  Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.  Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
 
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?  Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
 
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
 
"Second", he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
 
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
 
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
 
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need at least another week to come up with the $500.00.

A Muslim died and arrived in Heaven. He was very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Arriving at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks,
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'  He points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder in great strides.  He meets another bearded man.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still' Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still' Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?'  'Yes please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:  'Mohammed, two coffees please.'